Presented by The Ministry of Absolute Truth™
Dispatch No. 75-1016-25
Issued: 16 October 2025
Classification: Supplemental Narrative Oversight
Subject: Operational Stagnation of the Alleged JFK File Transfer
Citizens of the Narrative,
A majestic 24 hours have elapsed since the world was informed that 350 pages of Soviet clairvoyance were bestowed upon Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna by the Russian Ambassador. In accordance with Ministry surveillance, we can now confirm the following breakthrough:
Nothing has happened.
Not a scan, not a leak, not a receipt, not a ceremonial fax, not even a TikTok reenactment.
Let us proceed with the sanctioned breakdown.
SECTION I: The Document That Exists Mainly as a Vibe
✅ U.S. Government Response Level: Strategic Invisibility
The National Archives, Congress, the CIA, and assorted agencies have offered zero acknowledgment.
There is no filing, registry entry, committee log, or bureaucratic breadcrumb.
Translation: If it exists, it exists off the books. If it’s off the books, it’s perfect.
✅ Luna & Staff: Continuing Radio Silence
No uploads, no excerpts, no dramatic readings, no “Day 1 Unboxing” livestream.
No named translators, no archivists, no announced timetable.
The dossier remains in what the Ministry classifies as Schrödinger’s Briefcase.
✅ Russian State Media: Tactical Ghosting
TASS, Kommersant, RIA Novosti, RBC, and their talking heads have executed a flawless fade to silence.
No follow-up commentary, no “archivist perspective,” no photocopy teasers from 1960s basements.
Recommendation: admire the discipline.
✅ “November Release” Fantasy Status: Degraded
No Russian archival institutions, ministries, or historians have confirmed anything resembling a scheduled publication.
The “November drop” currently exists in the same category as polite geopolitics and honest cable news analysis.
✅ Historians & Conspiracy Clergy
Neither mainstream JFK scholars nor the tinfoil aristocracy have sighted or authenticated a scrap.
This is historically significant: they can normally smell a rumor through six feet of concrete and two paywalls.
SECTION II: Operational Classification
Effective immediately, the situation is designated:
Category Z-3: Rumored Documents in a State of Quantum Propaganda
The Ministry defines this as:
“A condition in which paperwork simultaneously exists, does not exist, and is being used for narrative leverage regardless of either state.”
SECTION III: Monitoring Protocol
You will be notified the moment any of the following occurs:
A single page surfaces (blurry or otherwise).
A congressional aide pretends to have read it.
The Kremlin “accidentally” publishes it next to a dumpling recipe.
Luna tweets a photograph of a stapled object surrounded by flags.
Until then, do not disturb the illusion.
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Remain entertained.
Obey the Ministry.™
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