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Did Israel Buy TikTok? No — But Your Brain’s Already Been Sold.
Inside the latest viral deception engineered by the attention economy.
 • Kevin Michelizzi
Did Russia Just Confirm Europe Is Preparing for WW3?
The SVR issued a warning — but what it actually said, and what everyone claimed it said, are two very different things.
 • Kevin Michelizzi
Schrödinger’s Dossier
The JFK Files That Both Exist and Do Not, Pending Optics
 • Kevin Michelizzi
Moscow’s Magic Pages & Washington’s Useful Delusions
The Great JFK File Transfer of 2025
 • Kevin Michelizzi
The War Is Over (Because the Narrative Said So)
A Ministry report on how Israel, Hamas, and the global chorus all declared victory without ending anything.
 • Kevin Michelizzi
The Great Foreign SMS Ban That Never Happened
How chronic unpreparedness became a global conspiracy in the minds of the perpetually inconvenienced.
 • Kevin Michelizzi
The Line That Was Crossed: NATO’s Eastward March and the War It Ignited
They promised not one inch. They delivered missiles on the border.
 • Kevin Michelizzi
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The Ministry of Absolute Truth™ is a satirical investigative publication delivering sharp, Orwellian-style critiques of modern propaganda, media manipulation, and state-sanctioned disinformation—where irony exposes reality, and laughter reveals the truth.
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